What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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