What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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