What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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