What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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