What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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