What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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