What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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