What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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