What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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