What bird can lift the most?

A crane.


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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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or

The banana split


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Because 7 ate 9.


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Call a chairman.


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or

Booberry pie!


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or

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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or

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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or

Between you and me, something smells.


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or