What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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