What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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