What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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