What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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