What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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