What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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