What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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