What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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