What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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