What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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