What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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