What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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