What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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