What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Canvas not available.

or


What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
Canvas not available.

or


What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025