What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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