What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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