What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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