What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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