What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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