What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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