What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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