What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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