What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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