What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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