What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.

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