What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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