What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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