What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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