What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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