What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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