What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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