What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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