What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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