What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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