What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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