What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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