What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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