What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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