What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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