What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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