What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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