What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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