What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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