What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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