What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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