What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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