What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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