What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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