What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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