What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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