What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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