What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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