What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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