What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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