What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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