What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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