What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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