What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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