What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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