What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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