What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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