What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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