What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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