What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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