What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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