What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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