What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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