What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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