What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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