What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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