What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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