What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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