What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or


Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
Canvas not available.

or


How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
Canvas not available.

or


What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025