What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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