What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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