What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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