What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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