What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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