What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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