What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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