What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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