What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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