What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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