What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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