What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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