What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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