What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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