What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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