What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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