What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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