What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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