What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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