What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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