What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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