What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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