What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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