What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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