What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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