What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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