What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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