What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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