What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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