What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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