What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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