What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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