What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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