What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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