What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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