What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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