What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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