What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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