What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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