What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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