What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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