What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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