What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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