What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
Canvas not available.

or


How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
Canvas not available.

or


I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Canvas not available.

or


What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
Canvas not available.

or


What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025