What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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