What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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