What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
Canvas not available.

or



A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
Canvas not available.

or


What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
Canvas not available.

or


What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
Canvas not available.

or


When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2018