What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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