What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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