What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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