What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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