What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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