What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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