What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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