What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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