What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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