What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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