What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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