What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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