What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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