What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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