What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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