What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
Canvas not available.

or


If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
Canvas not available.

or


What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
Canvas not available.

or


I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026