What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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