What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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