What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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