What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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