What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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