What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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