What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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