What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
Canvas not available.

or


What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
Canvas not available.

or


What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026