What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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