What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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