What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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