What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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