What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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