What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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