What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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