What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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