What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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