What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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