What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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