What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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