What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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