What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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