What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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