What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!


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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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