What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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