What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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