What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
Canvas not available.

or


What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
Canvas not available.

or


What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
Canvas not available.

or


There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

 Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
Canvas not available.

or




What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025