What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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