What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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