What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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