What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.

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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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