What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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