What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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