What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. There's a primitive for that.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you believe in humans?


GOOD		CRAP

or

An envelope.


GOOD		CRAP

or

C over lambda.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


GOOD		CRAP

or

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Cats keep trying to bury them.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A centipede on its back!


GOOD		CRAP

or