What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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