What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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