What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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