What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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