What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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