What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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