What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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