What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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