What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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