What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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