What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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