What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
Canvas not available.

or


What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026