What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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