What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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