What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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