What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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