What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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