What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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