What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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