What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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