What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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