What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
Canvas not available.

or


What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
Canvas not available.

or


The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
Canvas not available.

or


H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
Canvas not available.

or


When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
Canvas not available.

or


How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026