Virgin mobile.
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Because it's too far to walk!
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The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Because he is so cool!
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Because they dribble!
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but you accidentally say Mother.
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Accountants know they're boring.
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One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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To get to the body shop.
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Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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