What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.


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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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A crossing guard.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.


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Because they don't know the words.


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They don't lie.


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