What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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