What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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