What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

Itís Hans free.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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