What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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