What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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