What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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