What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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