What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.


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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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Seven months old.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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It'll come back to me.


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Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!


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In a snow bank!


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With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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A dead centipede.


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