What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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