What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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