What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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