What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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