What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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