What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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