What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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