What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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