What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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