What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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