What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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