What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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