What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.


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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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He presses the paws button.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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In his trunk


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Catillacs


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Orange Is The New Black.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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