What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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