What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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