What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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