What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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