What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.


GOOD		CRAP

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.


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None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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It held up a pair of pants.


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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At the hickory dickory dock.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


GOOD		CRAP

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