What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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