What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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