What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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