What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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