What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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