What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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