What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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