What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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