What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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