What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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