What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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