What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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