What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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