What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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