What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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