What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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