What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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