What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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