What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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