What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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