What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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