What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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