What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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