What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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