What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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