What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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