What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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