What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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