What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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