What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Canvas not available.

or


How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or


How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024