What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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