What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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