What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I donít play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

Iím just doing it for kicks.
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