What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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