What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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