What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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