What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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