What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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