What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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