What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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