What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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