What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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