What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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