What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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