What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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