What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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