What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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