What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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