What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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