What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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