What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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