What clothes does a house wear?

Address.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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