What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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