What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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