What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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