What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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