What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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