What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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