What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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