What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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