What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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