What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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