What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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