What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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