What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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