What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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