What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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