What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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