What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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