What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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