What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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