What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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