What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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