What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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