What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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