What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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