What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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