What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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