What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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