What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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