What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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