What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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