What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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