What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback


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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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Five after one.


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they always take things literally.


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A scale.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Minnesoda.


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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