What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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