What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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