What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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