What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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