What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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