What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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