What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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