What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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