What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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