What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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