What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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