What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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