What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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