What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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