What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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