50 cent featuring Nickelback
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it was a shitzu."
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Because it's in the ground state.
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He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Me-ow
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Pupperoni.
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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Vitamin sea.
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A swordfish
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I've lost three days already.
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