What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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