What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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