What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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