What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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