What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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