What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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