What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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