What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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