What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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