What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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