What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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