What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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