What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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