What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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