What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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