What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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