What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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