What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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