What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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