What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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