What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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