What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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