What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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