What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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