What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback


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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.


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A swordfish


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Take away his shovel


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With flood lighting.


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Saint Nickel-less.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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With a Tuba glue.


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Merry Christmas!


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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