What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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