What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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