What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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