What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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