What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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