What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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