What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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