What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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