What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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