What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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