What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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