What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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