What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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