What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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