What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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