What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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