What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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