What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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