What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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