What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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