What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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