What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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