What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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