What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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