What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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