What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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