What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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