What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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