What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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