What country makes you shiver?

Chile.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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