What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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