What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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