What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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