What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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