What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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