What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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