What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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