What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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