What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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