What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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