What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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