What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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