What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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