What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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