What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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