What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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