What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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