What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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