What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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