What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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