What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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