What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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