What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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