What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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