What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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