What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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