What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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