What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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