What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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