What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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