What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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