What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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