What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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