What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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