What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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