What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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