What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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