What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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