What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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