What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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