What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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