What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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