What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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