What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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