What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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