What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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