What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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