What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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