What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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