What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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