What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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