What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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