What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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