What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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