What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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