What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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