What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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