What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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