What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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