What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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