What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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