What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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