What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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