What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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