What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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