What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!

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