What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
Canvas not available.

or


How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
Canvas not available.

or


What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
Canvas not available.

or


There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
Canvas not available.

or


What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
Canvas not available.

or


What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
Canvas not available.

or


What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026