What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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