What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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