What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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