What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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