What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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