What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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