What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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