What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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