What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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