What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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