What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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