What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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