What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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