What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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