What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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