What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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