What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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