What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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