What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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