What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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