What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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