What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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