What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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