What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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