What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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