What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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