What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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