What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
Canvas not available.

or


How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

Canvas not available.

or


So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
Canvas not available.

or


Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
Canvas not available.

or


Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025