What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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