What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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