What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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