What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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