What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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