What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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