What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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