What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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