What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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