What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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