What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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