What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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