What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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