What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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