What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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