What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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