What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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