What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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