What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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