What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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