What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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