What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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