What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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