What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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