What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

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