What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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