What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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