What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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