What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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