What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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