What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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