What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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