What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.

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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.

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