What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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