What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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