What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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