What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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