What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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