What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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