What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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