What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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