What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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