What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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