What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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