What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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