What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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