What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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