What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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