What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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