What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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