What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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