What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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