What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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