What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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