What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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