What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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