What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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