What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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