What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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