What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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