What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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