What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
Canvas not available.

or


Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
Canvas not available.

or


What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026