What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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