What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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