Some day my prints will come.
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Three:
One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and
one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Because E.T. eventually went home!
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It held up a pair of pants.
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Buy a deck of cards.
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Because her mom would make her take it back.
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but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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A centipede with a wooden leg.
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