What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.


GOOD		CRAP

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!


GOOD		CRAP

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Take me to your litter.


GOOD		CRAP

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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


GOOD		CRAP

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The mooseum.


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Separation anxiety.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the shell station.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


GOOD		CRAP

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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


GOOD		CRAP

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