What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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