What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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