What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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