What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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