What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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