What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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