What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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