What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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