What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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