What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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