What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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