What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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