What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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