What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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