What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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