What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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