What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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