What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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