What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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