What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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