What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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