What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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