What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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