What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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