What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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