What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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