What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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