What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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