What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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