What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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