What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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