What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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