What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.


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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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In the neigh-borhood.


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To get a mini soda


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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To the dock.


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Parachute school!


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Ice cream.


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