What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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