What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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