What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I just can't think of one atm.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.


GOOD		CRAP

or

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bison


GOOD		CRAP

or

A dino-sewer.


GOOD		CRAP

or