What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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