What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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