What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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