What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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