What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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