What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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