What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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