What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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