What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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