What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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