What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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