What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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