What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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