What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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