What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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