What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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