What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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