What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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