What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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