What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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