What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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