What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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