What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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