What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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