What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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