What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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