What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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