What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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