What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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