What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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