What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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