What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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