What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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