What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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