What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
Canvas not available.

or


A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
Canvas not available.

or


What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
Canvas not available.

or


How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
Canvas not available.

or


How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

Canvas not available.

or


How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026