What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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