What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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