What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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