What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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