What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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