What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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