What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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