Some day my prints will come.
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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A New Jersey.
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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An embarrased mime!
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