What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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