What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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