What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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