What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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