What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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