What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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