What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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