What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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