What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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