What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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