What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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