What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.


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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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Pooched eggs.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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I lava you.


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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News briefs.


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In a barking lot.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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