What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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