What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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