What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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