What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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