What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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