What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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