What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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