What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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