What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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