What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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