What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.


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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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Lemonade.


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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Root beer.


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Hope it's Halloween!!


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