What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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