What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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