What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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