What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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