What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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