What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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