What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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