What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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