What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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