What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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