What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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