What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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