What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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