What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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