What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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