What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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