What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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