What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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