What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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