What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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