What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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