What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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