What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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