What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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