What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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