What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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