What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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