What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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