What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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