What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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