What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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