What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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