What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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