What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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