What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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