What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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