What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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