What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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