What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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