What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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