What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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