What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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