What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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