What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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