What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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