What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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