What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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