What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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