What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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