What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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