What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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