What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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