What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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