What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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