What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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