What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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