What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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