What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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