What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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