What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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