What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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