What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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