What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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