What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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