What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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