What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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