What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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