What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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