What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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