What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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