What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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