What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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