What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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