What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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