What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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