What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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