What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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