What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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