What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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