What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
Canvas not available.

or


What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
Canvas not available.

or


What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
Canvas not available.

or


What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026