What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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