What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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