What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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