What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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