What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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