What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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