What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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