What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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