What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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