What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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