What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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