What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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