What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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