What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
Canvas not available.

or


What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
Canvas not available.

or


How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
Canvas not available.

or


How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026