What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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