What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
Canvas not available.

or


How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
Canvas not available.

or


What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026