What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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