What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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