What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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