What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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