What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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