What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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