What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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