What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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