What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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