What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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