What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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