What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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