What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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