What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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