What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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