What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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