What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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