What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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