What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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