What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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