What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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