What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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