What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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