What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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