What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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