What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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