What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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