What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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