What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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