What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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