What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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