What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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