What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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