What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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