What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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