What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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