What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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