What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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