What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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