What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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