What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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