What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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