What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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