What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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