What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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