What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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