What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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