What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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