What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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