What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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