What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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