What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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