What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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