What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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