What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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