What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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