What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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