What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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