What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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