What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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