What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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