What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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