What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.

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