What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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