What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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