What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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