What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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