What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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