What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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