What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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