What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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