What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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