What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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