What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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