What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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