What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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