What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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