What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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