What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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