What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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