What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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