What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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