What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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