What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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