What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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