What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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