What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?


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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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I can hardly contain myself.


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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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All of them


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A jellycopter


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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They charged one - and let the other one off.


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