What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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