What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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