What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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