What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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