What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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