What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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