What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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