What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
Canvas not available.

or


What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

Canvas not available.

or


How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.

Canvas not available.

or


I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

Canvas not available.

or


What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
Canvas not available.

or


How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

Canvas not available.

or


What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
Canvas not available.

or


How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

Canvas not available.

or


Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
Canvas not available.

or


Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026