What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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