What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?


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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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They are both rolling in the dough!


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Discrimination.


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They both dribble.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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A river.


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Outlaws are wanted.


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