What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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