What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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