What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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