What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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