What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut

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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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