What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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