What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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