What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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