What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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