What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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