What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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