What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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