What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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