What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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