What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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