What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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