What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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