What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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