What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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