What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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