What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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