What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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