What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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