What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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