What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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