What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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