What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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