What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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