What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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