What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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