What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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