What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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