What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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