What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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