What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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