What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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