What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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