What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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