What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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