What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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