What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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