What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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