What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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