What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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