What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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