What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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