What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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