What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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