What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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