What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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