What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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