What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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