What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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