What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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