What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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