What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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