What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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