What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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