What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
Canvas not available.

or


A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

Canvas not available.

or


When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026