What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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