What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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