What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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