What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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