What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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