What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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