What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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