What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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