What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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