What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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