What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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