What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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