What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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