What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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