What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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