What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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