What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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