What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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