What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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