What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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