What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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