What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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