What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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