What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.


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A porcupine with split ends


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O I C U R M T


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A stick.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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CSI


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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Five after one.


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