What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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