What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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