What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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