What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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