What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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She stole his heart.


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A river.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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To get to the udder side.


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got salmonella.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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