What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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Because she wanted to get a good scoop.


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all that was left was de brie.


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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It held up a pair of pants.


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What's a light bulb?


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Never lick the spoon!


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I have to say it got very animated.


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