What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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