What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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