What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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