What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.

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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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