What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.


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Because they are black and white.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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In Washington, D.C.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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There was an empty seat.


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A phew.


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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In a hambulance.


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