What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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