What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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