What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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