What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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