What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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