What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
Canvas not available.

or



Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025