What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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