What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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