What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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