What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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