What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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