What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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