What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!


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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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Unique up on it.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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It was in a pickle!


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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he said "Not you again".


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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