What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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