What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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Separation anxiety.


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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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Root beer.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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A piano.


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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