What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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