What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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