What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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