What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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