What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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Because Mercury moved in.


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As far away as possible.


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A silicon.


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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


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Decalfinated


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To log on.


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