What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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