What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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