What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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