What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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