What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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