What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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