What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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Use a pen.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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They were sitting on the deck!


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A Doberman.


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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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A gummy bear


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