What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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