What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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