What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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