What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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