What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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