What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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