What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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