What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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