What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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