What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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