What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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