What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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