What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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