What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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