What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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