What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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