What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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