What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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