What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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