What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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