What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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