What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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