What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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