What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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