What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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