What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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