What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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