What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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