What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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