What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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