What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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