What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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