What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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