What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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