What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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