What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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