What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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