What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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