What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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