What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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