What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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