What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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