What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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