What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
Canvas not available.

or


How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025