What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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