What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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