What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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