What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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