What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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