What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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