What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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