What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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