What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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