What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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