What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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