What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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