What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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