What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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