What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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