What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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