What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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