What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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