What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".

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