What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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