What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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