What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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