What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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