What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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