What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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