What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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