What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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