What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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