What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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