What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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