What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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