What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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