What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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