What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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