What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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