What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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