What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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