What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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