What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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