What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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