What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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