What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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