What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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