What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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