What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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