What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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