What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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