What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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