What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!


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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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A traffic jam.


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Big holes all over Australia!


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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