What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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