What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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