What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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