What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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