What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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