What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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