What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
Canvas not available.

or


Where are sharks from?

Finland.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
Canvas not available.

or


What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026