What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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