What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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