What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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