What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!


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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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A buff-a-loan


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The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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The bucket.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.


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A ruler.


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Root beer.


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