What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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