What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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