What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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