What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
Canvas not available.

or



What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
Canvas not available.

or


Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
Canvas not available.

or


How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

Canvas not available.

or


Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025