What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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