What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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