What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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