What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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