What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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