What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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