What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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