What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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