What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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