What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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