What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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