What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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