Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Because they are black and white.
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I've been framed.
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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They both dribble.
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