What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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