What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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