What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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