What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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