What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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