What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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