What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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