What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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