What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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