What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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