What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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