What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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