What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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