What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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