What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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