What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
Canvas not available.

or


What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
Canvas not available.

or


What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
Canvas not available.

or


What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
Canvas not available.

or


What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Canvas not available.

or


What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025