What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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