What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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