What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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