What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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