What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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