What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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