What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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