What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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