What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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