What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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