What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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