What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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