What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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