What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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