What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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