What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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