What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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