What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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