What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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