What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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