What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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