What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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