What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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