What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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