What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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