What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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