What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!


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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


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One.


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Finland.


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Vitamin sea.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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Polar Bond.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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