What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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