What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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