What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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