What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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