What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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