What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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