What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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