What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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