What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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