What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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