What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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