What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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