What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
Canvas not available.

or


What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026