What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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