What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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