What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
Canvas not available.

or


What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

 Canvas not available.

or



Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

Canvas not available.

or


Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025