What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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