What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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