What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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