What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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