What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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