What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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