What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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