What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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