What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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