What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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