What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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