What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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