What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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