What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!


GOOD		CRAP

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The tick falls off when you are dead.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He said NaBrO


GOOD		CRAP

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Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

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None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


GOOD		CRAP

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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

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You're the only bright spot in my life.


GOOD		CRAP

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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


GOOD		CRAP

or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

or