What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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