What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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