What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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