What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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