What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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