What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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