What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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