What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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