What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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