What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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