What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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