What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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