What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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