What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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