What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
Canvas not available.

or


Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
Canvas not available.

or


Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
Canvas not available.

or


Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
Canvas not available.

or


What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026