What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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