What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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