What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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