What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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