What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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