What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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