What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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