What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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