What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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