What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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