What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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