What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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