What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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