What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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