What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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