What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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