What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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