What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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