What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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