What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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