What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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