What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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