What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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