What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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