What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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