What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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