What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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