What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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