What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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