What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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