What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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