What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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