What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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