What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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