What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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