What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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