What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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