What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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