What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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