What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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