What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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