What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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