What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
Canvas not available.

or


What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or


How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Canvas not available.

or


What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
Canvas not available.

or


I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

Canvas not available.

or


What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026