What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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