What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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