What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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