What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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