What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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