What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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