What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
Canvas not available.

or


What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Canvas not available.

or


A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
Canvas not available.

or


Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
Canvas not available.

or


Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
Canvas not available.

or


What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
Canvas not available.

or


A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026