What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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