What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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