What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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