What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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