What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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