What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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