What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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