What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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