What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
Canvas not available.

or


How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
Canvas not available.

or


How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
Canvas not available.

or


I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or


What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026