What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!

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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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