What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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