What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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