What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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