What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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