What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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