What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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