What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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