What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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