What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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