What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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