What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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