I think I'm coming down with something!
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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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I find you very attractive.
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The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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