What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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