What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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