What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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