What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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