What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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