What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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