What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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