What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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