What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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