What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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