What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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