What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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