What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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