What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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