What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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