What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Snaked.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In his trunk


GOOD		CRAP

or

CSI


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because E.T. eventually went home!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The letter G.


GOOD		CRAP

or