What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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