What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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