What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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