What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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