What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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