What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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