What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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