What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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