What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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