What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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