What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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