What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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