What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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