What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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