What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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