What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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