What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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