What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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