What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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