What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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