What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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