What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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