What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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