What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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