What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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