What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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