What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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