What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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