What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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