What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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