What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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