What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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