What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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