What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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