What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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