What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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