What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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