What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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