What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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