What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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