What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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