What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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