What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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