What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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