What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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