What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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