What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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