What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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