What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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