What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
Canvas not available.

or


Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

Canvas not available.

or


Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
Canvas not available.

or


What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025