What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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