What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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