What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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