What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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