What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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