What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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