What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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