What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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