What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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