What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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