What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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