What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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