What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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