What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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