What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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