What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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