What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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