What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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