What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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