What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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