What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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