What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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