What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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