What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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