What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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