What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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