What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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