What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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