What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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