What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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