What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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