What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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