What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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