What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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