What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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