What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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