What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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