What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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