What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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