What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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