What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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