What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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