What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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