What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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