What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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