What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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