What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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