What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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