What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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