What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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