What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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