What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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