What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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