What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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