What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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