What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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