What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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