What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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