What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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