What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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