What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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