What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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