What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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