What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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