What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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