What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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