What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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