What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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