What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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