What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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