What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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