What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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