What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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