What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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