What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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