What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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