What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.

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