What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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