What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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