What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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