What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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