What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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