What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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