What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.

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