What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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