What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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