What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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