What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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