What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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