What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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