What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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