What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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