What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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