What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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