What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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