What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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