What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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