What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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