What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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