What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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