What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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