What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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