What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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