What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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