What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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