What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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