What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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