What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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