What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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