What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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