What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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