What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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