What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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