What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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