What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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