What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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