What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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