What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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