What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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