What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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