What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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