What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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