What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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