What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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