What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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