What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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