What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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