What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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