What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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