What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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