What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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