What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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