What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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