What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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