What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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