What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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