What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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