What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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