What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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