What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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