What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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