What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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