What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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