What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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