What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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