What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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