What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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