What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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