What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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