What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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