What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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