What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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