What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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