What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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