What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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