What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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