What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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