What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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