What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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