What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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