What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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