What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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