What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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