What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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