What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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