What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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