What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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