What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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