What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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