What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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