What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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