What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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