What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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