What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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