What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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