What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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