What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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