What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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