What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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