What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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