What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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