What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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