What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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