What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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