What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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