What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
Canvas not available.

or


How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025