What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
Canvas not available.

or


How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
Canvas not available.

or


Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
Canvas not available.

or


When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026