What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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