What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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