What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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A seal walks into a club...
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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