What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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