What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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