What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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