What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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