What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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