What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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