What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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