What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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