What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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