What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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