What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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