What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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