What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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