What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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