What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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