What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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