What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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