What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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