What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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