What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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