What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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