What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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