What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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