What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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