What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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