What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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