What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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