What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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