What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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