What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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