What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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