What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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