What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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