What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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