What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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