What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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