What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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