What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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