What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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