What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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