What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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