What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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