What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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