What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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