What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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