What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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