What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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