What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
Canvas not available.

or


The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
Canvas not available.

or


How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025