What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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