What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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