What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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