What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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