What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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