What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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