What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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