What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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