What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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