What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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