What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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