What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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