What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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