What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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