What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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