What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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