What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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