What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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