What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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