What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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