What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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