What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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