What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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