What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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