What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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