What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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