What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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