What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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