What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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