What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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