What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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