What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
Canvas not available.

or


How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
Canvas not available.

or


What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
Canvas not available.

or


Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
Canvas not available.

or


What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026