What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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