What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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