What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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