What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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