What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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