What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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