What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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