What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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