What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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