What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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