What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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