What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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