What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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