What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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