What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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