What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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