What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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