What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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