What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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