What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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