What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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