What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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