What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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