What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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