What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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