What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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