What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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