What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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