What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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