What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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