What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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