What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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