What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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