What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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