What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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