What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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