What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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