What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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