What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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