What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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