What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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