I'll meet you at the corner.
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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A ruler.
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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The same thing Arkansas.
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A cartoon.
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