What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

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