What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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