What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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