What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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