What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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