What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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