What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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