What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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