What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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