What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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