What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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