What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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