What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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