What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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