What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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