What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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