What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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