What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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