What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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