What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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