What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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