What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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