What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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