What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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