What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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