What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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