What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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