What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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