What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.

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