What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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