What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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