What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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