What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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