What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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