What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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