What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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