What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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