What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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