What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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