What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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