What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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