What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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