What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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