What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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