What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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