What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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