What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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