What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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