What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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