What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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