What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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