What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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