What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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