What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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