What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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