What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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