What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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