What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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