What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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