What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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