What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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