What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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