What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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