What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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