What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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