What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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