What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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