What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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