What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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