What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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