What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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