What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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