What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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