What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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