What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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