What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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PMS jokes are not funny...

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