What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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