What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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