What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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