What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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