What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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