What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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