What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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