What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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