What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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