What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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