What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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