What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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