What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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