What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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