What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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