What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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