What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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