What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .


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or

Pointless


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Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]


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or

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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