What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

Itís a little fishy.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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