What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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