What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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