What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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