What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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