What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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