What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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