What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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