What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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