What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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