What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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