What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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