What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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