What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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