What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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