What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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