What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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