What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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