What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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