What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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