What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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