What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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