What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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