What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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