What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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