What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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