What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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