What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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