What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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