What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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