What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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