What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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