What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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