What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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