What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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