What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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