What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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