What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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