What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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