What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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