What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
Canvas not available.

or


There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

 Canvas not available.

or


What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
Canvas not available.

or


Where are sharks from?

Finland.
Canvas not available.

or


A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
Canvas not available.

or


How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025