What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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