What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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