What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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