What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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