What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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