What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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