What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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