What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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