What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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