What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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