What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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