What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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