What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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