What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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