What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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