What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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