What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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