What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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