What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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