What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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