What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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