What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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