What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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