What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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