What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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