What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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