What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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