What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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