What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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