What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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