What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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