What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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