What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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