What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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