What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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