What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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