What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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