What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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