What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
Canvas not available.

or



Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
Canvas not available.

or


Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
Canvas not available.

or


What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026