What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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