What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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