What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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