What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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