What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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