What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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