What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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