What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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