What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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