What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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