What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

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