What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025