What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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