What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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