What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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