What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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