What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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