What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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