What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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