What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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