What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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