What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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