What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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