What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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