What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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