What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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