What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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