What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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