What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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