What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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