What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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