What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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