What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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