What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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