What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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