What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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