What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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