What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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