What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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