What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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