What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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