What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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