What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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