What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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