What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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