What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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