What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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