What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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