What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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