What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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