What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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