What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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