What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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