What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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