What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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