What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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