What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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