What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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