What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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