What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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