What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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