What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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