What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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