What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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