What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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