What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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