What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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