What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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