What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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