What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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