What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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