What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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