What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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