What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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