What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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