What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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