What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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