What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.


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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Spelling.


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None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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it was a shitzu."


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She was wearing massive gloves.


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Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


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Squeaky clean


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