What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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