What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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