What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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