What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!


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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

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