What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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