What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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