What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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