What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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