What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.


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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.


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To visit the milky way.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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Chips AHOY!!


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The lawyer charges more.


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In the neigh-borhood.


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Five after one.


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By subsisting on titrations.


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