What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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