What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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