What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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