What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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