What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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