What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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