What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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