What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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