What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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