What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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