What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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