What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.


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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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When the big hand touches the little hand


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In the neigh-borhood.


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With flood lighting.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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Comet


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She was caught taking a brake.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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