What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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