What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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