What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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