What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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