What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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