What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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