What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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