What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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