What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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