What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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