What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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