What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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