What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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