What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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