What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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