What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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