What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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