What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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