What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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