What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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