What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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