What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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