What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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