What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.


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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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Buy a deck of cards.


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Only one, but it takes six visits.


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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