What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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