What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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