What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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