What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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