What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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