What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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