What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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