What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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