What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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