What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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