What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy

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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

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