What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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