What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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