What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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