What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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