What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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