What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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