What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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