What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.


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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Because it's between ac.


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"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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I can hardly contain myself.


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He presses the paws button.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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A watch dog.


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