What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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