What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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