What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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