What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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