What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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