What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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