What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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