What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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