What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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