What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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