What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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