What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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