What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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