What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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