What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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