What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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