What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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