What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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