What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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