What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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