What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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