What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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