What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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