What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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