What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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