What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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