What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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