What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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