What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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