What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.


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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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I lava you.


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The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.


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It went back four seconds!


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Woke up in the fireplace.


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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Mice krispies


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