What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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