What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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