What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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