What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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