What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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