What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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