What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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