What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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