What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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