What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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