What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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