What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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