What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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