What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.


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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


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On honor rolls.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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Hi school.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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