What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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