What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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