What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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