What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Orange Is The New Black.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Half a worm.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He doesn't have a heart.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Railroad ties.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The dentist is taking me out tonight.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]


GOOD		CRAP

or