What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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