What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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