What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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