What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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