What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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