What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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