What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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