What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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