What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.


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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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Take away his shovel


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50 cent featuring Nickelback


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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At the baa-baa shop.


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


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