What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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