What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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