What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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