What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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