What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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