What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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