What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
Canvas not available.

or


How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
Canvas not available.

or


What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

Canvas not available.

or


There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026