What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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