What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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