What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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