What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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