What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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