What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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