What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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