What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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