What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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