What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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