What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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