What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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