What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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