What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.


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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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French Flies.


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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Comet


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