What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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