What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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