What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

A dino-sore


GOOD		CRAP

or

3 blind mice.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


GOOD		CRAP

or

He presses the paws button.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


GOOD		CRAP

or