What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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