What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.


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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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At the hickory dickory dock.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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He was playing by ear


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3 blind mice.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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The Elfabet.


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Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.


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