What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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