What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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