What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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