What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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