What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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