What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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