What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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