What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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