What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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