What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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