What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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