What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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