What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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