What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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