What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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