What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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