What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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