What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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