What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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