What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.


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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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It�s Hans free.


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Porkchop


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In a river bank


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50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .


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With igloo!


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A Dogwood


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Between you and me, something smells.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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