What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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