What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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