What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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