What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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