What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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