What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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