What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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