What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.


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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.


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A computer mouse.


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R & Brie.


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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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Decalfinated


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


GOOD		CRAP

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