What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When you are eating a watermelon.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Deviled eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squash


GOOD		CRAP

or

At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

or

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Polar Bond.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.


GOOD		CRAP

or