What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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