What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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