What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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