What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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