What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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