What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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