What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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