What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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