What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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