What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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