What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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