What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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