What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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