What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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