What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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