What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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