What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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