What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
Canvas not available.

or


What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
Canvas not available.

or


What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
Canvas not available.

or


How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
Canvas not available.

or


What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

Canvas not available.

or


Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025