What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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