What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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