What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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