What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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