What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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