What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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