What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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