What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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