What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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