What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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