What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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