What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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