What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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