What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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