What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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