What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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