What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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