What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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