What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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