What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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