What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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