What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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