What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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