What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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