What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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