What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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