What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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