What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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