What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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