What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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