What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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