What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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