What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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