What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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