What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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