What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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