What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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