What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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