What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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