What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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