What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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