What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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