What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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