What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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