What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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