What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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