What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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