What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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