What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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