What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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