What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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