What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

So he could grade his eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it's two tired!


GOOD		CRAP

or

It�s Hans free.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The price of bacon would go up.


GOOD		CRAP

or

An instagram.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Someone stepped on its mouse.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It held up a pair of pants.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


GOOD		CRAP

or