What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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