What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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