What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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