What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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