What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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