What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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