What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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