What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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