What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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