What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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