What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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