What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!


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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.


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He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it


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Na


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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Five after one.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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The Presidential Seal.


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Laboratory Retrievers


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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