What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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