What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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