What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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