What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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