What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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