What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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