What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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