What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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