What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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