What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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