What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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