What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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