What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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