What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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