What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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A seal walks into a club...
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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