What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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