What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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