What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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