What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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