What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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