What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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