What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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