What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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