What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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