What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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