What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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