What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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