What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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