What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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