What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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