What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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