What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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