What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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