What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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