What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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