What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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