What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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