What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!


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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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Thoreau editing Thorough.


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Decalfinated


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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The scales.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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