What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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