What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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