What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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