What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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