What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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