What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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