What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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