What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?


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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk


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As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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They were sitting on the deck!


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Meat and Democrats!


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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