What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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