What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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