What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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