What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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