What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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