What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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