What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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