What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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