What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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