What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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