What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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