What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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