What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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