What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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