What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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