What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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