What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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