What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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