What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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