What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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