What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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