Where is pop corn?
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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Because each player raises a racquet.
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."
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It's what the queen says after she burps.
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