What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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