What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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