What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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