What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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