What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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