What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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