What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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