What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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