What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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