What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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