What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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