What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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