What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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