What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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