What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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