What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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