What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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