What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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