What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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