What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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