What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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