What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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