What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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