What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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