What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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