What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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