What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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