What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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