What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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