What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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