What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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