What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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