What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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