What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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