What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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