What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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