What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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