What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?


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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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Discrimination.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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Boo-Jeans.


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A shampoodle


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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


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If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!


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Professional courtesy.


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