What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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