What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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