What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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