What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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