What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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