What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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A seal walks into a club...
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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