What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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