What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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