What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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