What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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