What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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