What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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