What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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