What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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