What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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