What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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