What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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