What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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