What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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