What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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