What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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