What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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