What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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