What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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