What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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