What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?


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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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To see how long he slept.


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None. That's a software problem.


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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