What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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