What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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