What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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