What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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