What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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