What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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