What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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