What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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