What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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