What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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