What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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