What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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