What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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