What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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