What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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