What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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