What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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