What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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