What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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