What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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