What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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