What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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