What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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