What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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