What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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