What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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