What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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