What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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