What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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