What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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