What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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