What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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