What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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