What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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