What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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