What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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