What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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