What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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