What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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