What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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