What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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