What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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