What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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