What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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