What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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