What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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