What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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