What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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