What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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