What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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