What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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