What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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