What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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