What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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