What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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