What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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