What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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