What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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