What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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