What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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