What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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