What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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