What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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