What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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