What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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