What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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