What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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