What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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