What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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