What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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