What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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