What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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