What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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