What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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