What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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