What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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