What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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