What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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