What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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