What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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