What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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