What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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