What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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