What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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