What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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