What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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