What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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