What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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