What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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