What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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