What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
Canvas not available.

or


Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
Canvas not available.

or


How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
Canvas not available.

or


What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025