What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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