What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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