What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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