What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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