What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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