What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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