What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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