What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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