What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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