What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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