What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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