What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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