What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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