What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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