What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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