What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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