What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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