What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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