What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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