What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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