What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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