What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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