What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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