What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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