What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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