What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?


GOOD		CRAP

or

I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


GOOD		CRAP

or

When the door is open.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Its shadow


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because they taste funny!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squeaky clean


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because Mercury moved in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Root beer.


GOOD		CRAP

or