What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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