What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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