What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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