What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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