What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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