What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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