What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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