What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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