What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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