What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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