What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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