What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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