What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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