What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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