What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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