What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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