What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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