What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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