What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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