What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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