What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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