What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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