What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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