What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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