What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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