What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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