What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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