What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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