What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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