What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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