What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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