What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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