What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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