What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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