What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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