What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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