What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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