What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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