What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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