What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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