What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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