What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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