What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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