What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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