What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?


GOOD		CRAP

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because it's between ac.


GOOD		CRAP

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A buff-a-loan


GOOD		CRAP

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None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They both dribble.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

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Sleep somewhere else.


GOOD		CRAP

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Comet


GOOD		CRAP

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A workaraunt.


GOOD		CRAP

or