What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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