What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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