What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?


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or

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis


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or

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They can make little things count.


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or

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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or

Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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or

Squeaky clean


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or

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A plumpkin.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In the snow bank.


GOOD		CRAP

or