What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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