What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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