What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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