What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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