What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
Canvas not available.

or



What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
Canvas not available.

or


How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
Canvas not available.

or


Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
Canvas not available.

or


Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026