What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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