What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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