What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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