What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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