What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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