What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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