What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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