What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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