What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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