What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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