What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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