What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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