What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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