What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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