What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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