What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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