What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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