What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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