What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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