What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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