What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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