What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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