What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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