What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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