What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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