What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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