What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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