What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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