What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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