What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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