What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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