What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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