What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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