What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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