What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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