What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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