What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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