What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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