What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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