What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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