What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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