What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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