What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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