What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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