What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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