What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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