What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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