What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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