What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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