What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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