What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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