What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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