What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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