What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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