What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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