What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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