What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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