What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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A seal walks into a club...
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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