What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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