What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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