What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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