What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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