What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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