What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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