What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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