What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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