What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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