What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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