What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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