What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
Canvas not available.

or


How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
Canvas not available.

or


How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
Canvas not available.

or


What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
Canvas not available.

or


How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026