What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!


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What�s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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Fish and ships.


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Take away the g


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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