What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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