What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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