What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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