What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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