What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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