What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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