What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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