What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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