What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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