What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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