What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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