What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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