What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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