What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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