What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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