What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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