What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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