What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
Canvas not available.

or


How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
Canvas not available.

or


How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Canvas not available.

or


The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026