What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!


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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


GOOD		CRAP

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None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


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Juan by Juan.


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He had no patients.


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Bugs Bunny.


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Do you believe in humans?


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


GOOD		CRAP

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