What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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