What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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