What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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