What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
Canvas not available.

or


How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026