What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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