What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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