What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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