What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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