What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Is that you mommy?


GOOD		CRAP

or

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Minnesoda.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he had no BODY to go with.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A nectarine!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Root beer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


GOOD		CRAP

or