What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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