What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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