What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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