What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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