What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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