What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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