What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.

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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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