What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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