What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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