What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!


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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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Both of them.


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To practice.


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A starfish.


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Twick o tweet


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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None. There's a primitive for that.


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A jellycopter


GOOD		CRAP

or