What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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