What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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